Wednesday, August 3, 2011


Hey guys. I haven't posted in a long ass time, but I needed to find a safe place to post this new video from Best Coast and share my confusing feelings towards 14yr old Chloe Moretz. I want her lips on my face. And not in a creepy statutory rape way, but in the totally sane "I want to cut her lips off and glue them on my face because they are so perfectly shaped" way. I guess it isn't confusing at all! And the iCarly girl is in the video and Maeby from Arrested Development and Donald Glover. It's like the video was created in the part of my brain that houses my deviant sexual thoughts. I guess it'd make sense the video is directed by Drew Barrymore...


  1. you can't statutory rape the statutory willing. . . too soon?

  2. I don't agree with what you have to say, but I'll fight for your right to cosign legislation to make it agreeable.

  3. this has nothing to do with keeping it shanty.