Dude, I've been meaning to ask you this for like 5 years, but what is it with you and pandas?
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It's not just me, Panderfeld. The love for these animals has been a steadily spreading pandamic over the last hundred years. It is believed to have been introduced to this side of the globe in the late 1920s, when a ship crashed into the side of the Pandama Canal. After the incident, the country erupted into complete pandamonium. Certain citizens found this to be unbearable and fled to avoid what became known as Panda Fever. Yet, today, it can be identified in most Pand-american countries, reaching as far north as the Nebraska pandandle.
Ha! That's great. Almost as great as the fact that despite living together, we communicate through a blog. It didn't really panswer my question though... Why do you love pandas so much? You're like Jason with that tree. Given the opportunity, you'd totally give that bear a pand job... or pandy, if you will.
Did you not watch television growing up? Have you never seen Jack Pannda's "Pandamal Adventures"? And what about "Boy Meets World"? Every guy our age had a crush on Topanda. I find it ridiculous that you don't love pandas.
"I just killed the thing I love most.""A hooker?""No. A Panda.""Relax buddy. Amanda probably wasn't her real name, anyway."