.....someone has to be the first

A joke about a guy smuggling wheelbarrows. Every day for years and years a customs agent would search through this guys wheelbarrow. Finally, when he was about to retire, the customs agent asked the guy, "We've become friends. I've searched your wheelbarrow every day for many years. What is it you're smuggling?" "My friend I am smuggling wheelbarrows." 

-Kurt Vonnegut