Sunday, August 30, 2009

The Alibi Network

As seen on CSI NY...



The Alibi Network offers their services for the following client needs...

  • Do you need a RESCUE call to be made at any time from any number?
  • Do you need us to make a phone call, but want the phone call to appear from Paris? With the Paris number showing up on the caller id of the intended party?
  • Are you in Dubai, but telling your partner you are in Tokyo? Would you like to have us assign a Tokyo number to you, receive the phone call on your behalf and forward it to your number in Dubai?
  • Do you want to create an impression that you are staying in a certain hotel anywhere in the world? Complete with the 24 hr hotel receptionist answering in the accent of your choice and confirming your stay?
  • Do you want to create an impression that you are flying by a certain airline on a certain date anywhere in the World?
  • Are you married but looking to spice up your relationship by spending romantic time with your spouse away from work, friends and relatives?
  • Do you want to create an impression that you have a job with your own business phone, personal secretary and business cards?
  • Do you have a personal or business sensitive matter that needs to be solved? We have professional actors and actresses who will study your background material and handle your situation effectively whether it is a phone call to a third party or a meeting.

  • I'm not saying you should ever take advantage of their services (priced reasonably from $75 to $175, mind you). I'm just saying if you ever wanted to, it's there.

    1 comment:

    1. oh man that is crazy. there is some wierd shit out there rusty i tell you what.

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