Monday, August 8, 2011

The Shanty Credo




Good Monday Shanty Folk,

I wanted to take this opportunity to call attention to the recent buzz of activity on The Shanty as of late. I think it's great. Admittedly, I have been pretty absent for the better part of this year, if not more. I'm not proud of that. But I have been more than grateful to find that the Shanty has welcomed me back with open arms and avid feedback. I know others have more or less carried the Shanty on their back for like ever, and others have recently started contributing with greater frequency.

The resurge has called to mind a lesson from The Dude concerning life's complex and mysterious ways. When asked by The Stranger how he was doing, The Dude uttered,

"Oh, you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs,"

...and in so uttering, aligned himself with the very fabric of the cosmos. Like The Dude, the Shanty has had some strikes and gutters, and some ups and downs. But I like to think that through it all, the Shanty has taken it easy. After all, there's a beverage here.

With great warmth for all, I want to thank everyone for making the Shanty what it is today. Let's celebrate of string of strikes with a couple of cold ones, eh Jackie? In closing, I just also want to leave you with what may be the only thing that might serve as a credo for the Shanty, until something better comes along.

"I figured a really great premise to work from would be a digital "shanty," much like the masterpiece of a bathroom you may remember from Swanson '07-'08. Remember checking new music? Remember showing it off? Remember the cig breaks? These weren't your normal "Quick, it's fucking cold out here" cig breaks. These were something holier. They had to be. No electric light. This was sacred ground, drip candle country. And the small talk was actually very big. The idea is to develop content (opinions, stories, sound, images) from a very "shanty" frame of mind. If it's not shanty, try to keep it off. We make this. Let's make it something to be proud of."

-some dolt from history

Anyone else getting just a little excited for college football season?



Friday, August 5, 2011

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

MMJ at the Pageant





Truck Stop Missouri



Right on exit 121, just outside of the beautiful Columbia, Missouri

Chloe

Hey guys. I haven't posted in a long ass time, but I needed to find a safe place to post this new video from Best Coast and share my confusing feelings towards 14yr old Chloe Moretz. I want her lips on my face. And not in a creepy statutory rape way, but in the totally sane "I want to cut her lips off and glue them on my face because they are so perfectly shaped" way. I guess it isn't confusing at all! And the iCarly girl is in the video and Maeby from Arrested Development and Donald Glover. It's like the video was created in the part of my brain that houses my deviant sexual thoughts. I guess it'd make sense the video is directed by Drew Barrymore...



Tuesday, August 2, 2011

This Year's Pigeongate


This past Friday in Dallas KoL experienced another meltdown on stage. Initial complaints from the band indicated that Caleb was suffering from some health problems, but later statements indicate that the story is probably a little bigger than that. The band has since cancelled the rest of their U.S. tour.

Naturally, several fans shot video of Caleb's performance and have uploaded them on YouTube. Almost immediately thereafter, KoL management has removed several of those videos based on copyright claims. So far, this one remains.



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