The Oscars are on tonight and, if you are like me, you take it VERY SERIOUSLY. And you'd have studied up on all the categories to give you that slight edge in the pool like figuring out what the difference is between Best in Sound Mixing and Best in Sound Editing. Or you'd have watched all the nominees for Best Animated Short. If you haven't, I suggest taking 15 minutes and watch Logorama. It's a sorta-Pulp Fiction, sorta-2012, sorta-The Dark Knight take on Los Angeles where everything in the world is represented by creatively used corporate logos like Ronald McDonald as a criminal being chased by the Michelin Men, etc. etc. I doubt it'll win because it's so strange, but you should watch it because it's, you know, really strange.
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Kafka's Font
I know Buhrman gets a kick outta this font designing business. These guys created a font using Franz Kafka's handwriting that looks pretty cool.
It seems like it would lend itself particularly well to the sides of coffee cups and advertisements for scones and muffins at your area cafe.
It seems like it would lend itself particularly well to the sides of coffee cups and advertisements for scones and muffins at your area cafe.
Friday, March 5, 2010
Don't even reply ... ha ha ha
420 Friendly
Posted at: 2009-06-09 01:51:29
Original ad:
26 year old female who loves music looking for friendly male concert buddy.
i have tickets to see STS9 tomorrow night and am looking for someone to go with me to see them. you must be 420 friendly!
From Timmy Tucker to ***********@***********.org
Dear potential concert buddy,
I saw your ad and am very interested. I love music. About myself, I am a 25-year-old music loving male. I see all kinds of concerts and would love to check out STS9, I'm not quite sure what kind of music that is.
I am not sure what you mean by 420 friendly, however. Do you live near route 420? That isn't a problem for me, since it is kind of on the way to Philly anyway. Email me back if you want to go to the show with me.
Thank you,
Tim
From Stacey ***** to Me
hi tim. i wasn't talking about route 420...you have to be "cool" if you know what I mean.
stacey
From Timmy Tucker to Stacey *****
Stacey,
Glad to hear back from you! Unfortunately I am a little confused. I am cool, at least my mother and co-workers say so. So if you want someone who is cool, I am your guy!
Tim
From Stacey ***** to Me
no i dont think you get me. you need to be down with the chronic lol. ya get me?
From Timmy Tucker to Stacey *****
Stacey,
Are you talking about Dr. Dre's album The Chronic? I love hip hop! Is that what kind of music STS9 is? I assure you that I am "down" with that album. You can play it in the car on the way to the show if you like.
Tim
From Stacey ***** to Me
um no...ok i dont think you are the type person i want to go to the concert with no offense
From Timmy Tucker to Stacey *****
Stacey,
I'm not sure why you suddenly decided not to go to the concert with me. I am kind of disappointed, because I just bought an ounce of headies and was looking for someone else to smoke it with. My other friend has tickets to go see bisco in Baltimore so I guess I'll just go with him.
Sorry we couldn't be friends,
Tim
From Stacey ***** to Me
wtf are you fucking serious? why were you being so dense about the 420 thing! and wtf you are seeing bisco but you never heard of sts9?
From Timmy Tucker to Stacey *****
I'm not sure what you mean about the "420 thing." What are you talking about?
From Stacey ***** to Me
ugh nvm
Posted at: 2009-06-09 01:51:29
Original ad:
26 year old female who loves music looking for friendly male concert buddy.
i have tickets to see STS9 tomorrow night and am looking for someone to go with me to see them. you must be 420 friendly!
From Timmy Tucker to ***********@***********.org
Dear potential concert buddy,
I saw your ad and am very interested. I love music. About myself, I am a 25-year-old music loving male. I see all kinds of concerts and would love to check out STS9, I'm not quite sure what kind of music that is.
I am not sure what you mean by 420 friendly, however. Do you live near route 420? That isn't a problem for me, since it is kind of on the way to Philly anyway. Email me back if you want to go to the show with me.
Thank you,
Tim
From Stacey ***** to Me
hi tim. i wasn't talking about route 420...you have to be "cool" if you know what I mean.
stacey
From Timmy Tucker to Stacey *****
Stacey,
Glad to hear back from you! Unfortunately I am a little confused. I am cool, at least my mother and co-workers say so. So if you want someone who is cool, I am your guy!
Tim
From Stacey ***** to Me
no i dont think you get me. you need to be down with the chronic lol. ya get me?
From Timmy Tucker to Stacey *****
Stacey,
Are you talking about Dr. Dre's album The Chronic? I love hip hop! Is that what kind of music STS9 is? I assure you that I am "down" with that album. You can play it in the car on the way to the show if you like.
Tim
From Stacey ***** to Me
um no...ok i dont think you are the type person i want to go to the concert with no offense
From Timmy Tucker to Stacey *****
Stacey,
I'm not sure why you suddenly decided not to go to the concert with me. I am kind of disappointed, because I just bought an ounce of headies and was looking for someone else to smoke it with. My other friend has tickets to go see bisco in Baltimore so I guess I'll just go with him.
Sorry we couldn't be friends,
Tim
From Stacey ***** to Me
wtf are you fucking serious? why were you being so dense about the 420 thing! and wtf you are seeing bisco but you never heard of sts9?
From Timmy Tucker to Stacey *****
I'm not sure what you mean about the "420 thing." What are you talking about?
From Stacey ***** to Me
ugh nvm
Animal Collective: Transverse Temporal Gyrus
Pitchfork has some cool images of Animal Collective's art installation at the Guggenheim in Manhattan. Check em out here.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Happy Birthday Rusty & Dusty!
If they ever remake this commercial you guys should audition for the dudes running through the water at 0:12.
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Pat Robertson: Chile Earthquake Result Of Pact With Chupacabra
Pat Robertson: Chile Earthquake Result Of Pact With Chupacabra
Atlanta- Pat Robertson, the conservative Christian televangelist and host of the 700 Club said that the 8.8 magnitude earthquake off the coast of Chile yesterday was the result of the nations pact with the Chupacabra, or goat-sucker, a devilish beast blamed for livestock deaths across Latin America.
“Something happened a long time ago in Chile, and people might not want to talk about it,” Robertson said. “They were under the heel of the democratically elected SOCIALIST regime of Salvador Allende …and they got together and swore a pact to the chupacabra. They said, ’We will serve you if you’ll get us free from the the man we elected president, and install a military dictatorship that will make thousands of ‘troublemakers disappear.’” ”True story,” he continued. “And the devil said, ‘OK, it’s a deal.’ Ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after another.”
Robertson went on to say to that it was no coincidence that the quake took place near the city of Concepción, and it was “obviously a part of god’s plan to eradicate the right of women worldwide to have access to reproductive facilities and medical procedures.”
The massive tsunami, or “devil waves” that spread across the pacific threatened massive damage as well, but according to Robertson, caused no deaths because “God spared all of the good Christian people in Polynesia and the coast of the orient.”
Robertson was unavailable for further comment.
Atlanta- Pat Robertson, the conservative Christian televangelist and host of the 700 Club said that the 8.8 magnitude earthquake off the coast of Chile yesterday was the result of the nations pact with the Chupacabra, or goat-sucker, a devilish beast blamed for livestock deaths across Latin America.
“Something happened a long time ago in Chile, and people might not want to talk about it,” Robertson said. “They were under the heel of the democratically elected SOCIALIST regime of Salvador Allende …and they got together and swore a pact to the chupacabra. They said, ’We will serve you if you’ll get us free from the the man we elected president, and install a military dictatorship that will make thousands of ‘troublemakers disappear.’” ”True story,” he continued. “And the devil said, ‘OK, it’s a deal.’ Ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after another.”
Robertson went on to say to that it was no coincidence that the quake took place near the city of Concepción, and it was “obviously a part of god’s plan to eradicate the right of women worldwide to have access to reproductive facilities and medical procedures.”
The massive tsunami, or “devil waves” that spread across the pacific threatened massive damage as well, but according to Robertson, caused no deaths because “God spared all of the good Christian people in Polynesia and the coast of the orient.”
Robertson was unavailable for further comment.
Monday, March 1, 2010
Happy Birthday La Poderosa!!!!
Hope you are having a good one buddy. How about some ridin' dirty (white dude style) for this special day?!
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